Fun with Children

Haley
Can you bring me an envelope tomorrow so I can mail my check
The kids can’t come their mom changed her mind
Kristi
Are you still coming?
Haley Zola
Haley
Yes.
That’s why I asked you to bring me an envelope tomorrow
Kristi
What envelope?
Haley Zola
Haley
Kristi
What the hell is that conversation? That was not me.
Haley Zola
Haley
What?
Kristi
I’m so confused.
Haley Zola
Haley
I asked you to bring me an envelope?
Kristi
Are you coming tomorrow?
Haley Zola
Haley
Yes
Are you high?
Kristi
I don’t think so.
Are you?
Haley Zola
Haley
I’m the logical one in this conversation
Kristi
Snort. The only logical part of your conversation is your period.
Am I picking you up in the morning with the kids?
Haley Zola
Haley
Kristi
I thought that was yesterday.
Are they coming tomorrow?
I don’t know why you have to be so unclear.
Haley Zola
Haley
I’m being clear! No they cannot come their mom changed her mind. Yes I am going with you tomorrow and when you come to pick me up to go to Boston will you kindly bring me an envelope for my rent check.
Kristi
Ok, so we’ll pick up an envelope in Boston and drop her kids off at your house.
Haley Zola
Haley
I hate you.
Kristi
No, wait. So we’ll mail you in an envelope to the Aquarium so the kids can pick you up.
Haley Zola
Haley
I’m done with this conversation, I just woke up and it’s too much
Kristi
So you’ll be here at 6:30 then?
With the envelope?
Haley Zola
Haley
I’ll be just barely getting home from work at 630

Seen by Haley Zola at 8:54pm

Kristi
Ok, we’ll be waiting for the rent check at 5.

Do you want a used envelope or a new one?

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And then she left me.
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