I’ll have to look back and see if I’ve explained the plunger effect before. My husband plunges the toilet VIOLENTLY so that there’s water and other things all over the bathroom floor. Instead of using finesse, he uses FORCE like the suction of an F4 hurricane. This M.O. occurs in other things he does as well. It’s become a theme in our house.
Forward to today. I’ve been on him about coming to bed with me instead of sitting on the couch watching television until he falls asleep and then waking up in the middle of the night and coming to bed. Going to bed at the same time is really important to the relationship. We have very little time together with only one day off together, 2 little kids, 3 adult children, and all the chores that come with living up here on this hill in the woods.
I’ve also been on him about exercise. Because he gets none.
Then comes the PLUNGER EFFECT. It started two nights ago. He runs upstairs at 9, jumps into bed, and is sound asleep before I get there. Then he gets up at 5:30 to exercise which I’m pretty sure means coffee and morning television, especially since I found the elliptical unplugged when I got up. So then he’s so tired by 8:30 at night that he runs to bed again. I’ve been very clear and specific about wanting to go to bed “together.” I think. Do I have to be so specific and include 6 minutes and 35 seconds of conversation at night in my request?
Do all men do this?