This rule has been violated in our house so many times that he now likes to put on a little comedy show about his penis. It’s hard not to laugh when he’s in the bathtub and looks down at it and lovingly says “Why are you so cute and little.”
Today was even more difficult for his older sister when he was sitting with her on the couch and putting his hand down his pants to adjust himself.
“Sometimes my peepee sticks to my underwear and I have to move it because it’s so big.”
Her laughter taught him that he is hysterical and he wouldn’t stop and probably never will.
Twenty years from now if you’re dating a man who says something similar I am sorry. It wasn’t me.