I met my best friend for lunch. She said I should blog again, like I used to when I was single and living in the ghetto and wore my pajamas until 2 in the afternoon right before the kids got out of school. I would drink and blog and laugh at myself. Oh yes, the good old days!
So just remember she asked for this post. Because today in my exciting life I just tried to not pee myself when coughing. I’m in the coughing phase of a cold and after 5 babies and 46 years I find that not only do I pee a little when I cough or sneeze, but sometimes it doesn’t stop as I continue to cough.
Coughing also makes my jaw crack and we all know where that will end up. My ear is already humming and I’m out of muscle relaxants because I didn’t call the doctor because I was coughing.
Yes, I’m a mess. And I wish I could wear my pajamas all day tomorrow. Times have changed. I have a real job now. I wear jeans and flannel.