This is a new phase in my life. My splint is like a really sturdy retainer on the bottom that makes me lisp. They said it would take some time to speak normally, but it’s been 2 months and I have a lisp still. Sometimes I walk with a limp as well because of that old hip injury. Yup, that’s me limping and lisping along. And I thought the 40’s would be SEXY and I would have it all together.
But I do get a free massage twice a week while they’re trying to get all the muscles in my head and neck to relax. She said this work was like peeling an onion. While I am happy to peel that onion I think that once it’s peeled and I’m sent home I’ll just twist right up again.
I haven’t had the funny head feeling in 7 weeks. I can think! Someone can be looking for the still packed box of light bulbs and I can say that it’s in the right side of the garage in a brown Huggies babywipes box. I’m back!