I DID SOMETHING BRILLIANT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!
I folded my husband’s laundry . . . but that’s not the brilliant thing. I don’t usually touch his laundry unless he’s really really busy and I feel sorry for him, or his side of the closet becomes overwhelming to my sense of order. In this case I did it because I needed to put some laundry through and his was in the way.
And I found this:
which looks surprisingly similar to Phillip Sheppard’s underwear from his first time on Survivor.
Was Phillip in my house? Did he sneak in and hide his underwear in my dryer? I texted Nick and asked him. He replied that they’re just really old underwear, but I’ve never ever seen them before.
That’s when the moment of brilliance struck!
I made them into ART
Folded them neatly and put them in his drawer in the middle of his other neatly folded underwear.
(Sorry Nick, I just couldn’t help but share my moment of brilliance with the world. )