I swear men are regressing in their evolution.
I said “We’re out of money for the month. And both vehicles need gas.”
And about 10 seconds later he asked “Do you want to stop by the children’s second hand clothing store today?”
If I haven’t got any money for gas, then I don’t have money for clothing. It seem logical to me. What part did we not connect on.
N0 money=No gas=No clothing
I think he heard something more like “I feel poor and I’m too lazy to go out in the cold to put gas in the car, so will you do this and then drive me to shop?”
No money=Me whining=Fix it and take me shopping.
What I really want is more like
No money=Do something about it
He’s been home and on crutches for over two weeks and if he continues to watch Do-It-Yourself shows I’m going to duct tape him to his recliner and make him watch Sisterhood of the Traveling pants and the sequel. So If he calls you sobbing and talking about how big his butt is, you’ll know that it worked.