–I have never seen a grown man giggle over an idiot cat until now.
–I realize that I still haven’t gotten to that post about washcloths I was going to write. Maybe later this even if I get bored. No worries, I’m still planning on it!
–Not noticing when a man washes your car is like when he asks you two weeks too late if you dyed your hair.
–If you share an office hallway with two men you will hear things about the toilet you never wanted to know.
–Don’t ever ride your wife’s bike to see why she has a hard time biking up hills. It’s her, not the bike. But it’s better if you both never say that outloud.
–Sometimes I like Halloween costumes much better than the actual clothing they sell around here.
–Children love to have candy bars thrown at their heads.
–If you think going to work is a good way to get some time off from dealing with your teenage daughter, your work will only remind you of her.
–Sprinkling catnip on a child when they are asleep is GOOD parenting.
–If this man comes to your door, he’s worth the money just for the show:
Just make sure you have plenty of things for him to clean. The bottle of cleaner he’ll try to sell to you isn’t bad either. It works as well as pinesol and windex anyway.