Have I talked about Virtual Villagers before?

There’s this really stupid downloadable game called Virtual Villagers and I guess we have the 3rd one.
My youngest wanted me to buy it for her and she and I worked on it until we got to the end. There were some things I was a little iffy on, but she seemed to enjoy it.

NOW THE PROBLEM: Haley has rediscovered the game on this computer because she is so bored by not having any life at all. And those things that I ignored for Gina are SO OBVIOUS for Haley.

Like the sounds the characters make when you pick them up. OOH, AAH. It’s like an Herbal Essence commercial and not in a good clean way!

And I pointed out that she could name her characters and it would be funny to name them what they are. So then she named one “Retard” and one “Whore” which wasn’t quite what I meant. But “Retard” keeps running away from the tasks he’s supposed to learn. And “Whore” keeps ignoring her duties and running off to breed.

Somehow I find it amusing that Haley spends her time virtually chasing after these people and saying things that sound a little like what I keep saying to her.
“Get back to work!”
“Why don’t you learn after I tell you twenty times?”
“Kissing again and again makes you want to breed more.”

Okay, not that last one. Not quite like that. But why have a game in which one of the skills you have to teach them is how to embrace each other and head off to the Love Shack to have babies?

Haley was mad when her doctor got pregnant. Well, not really pregnant. They go into the Shack and come out with a baby that they breast feed for two years (Two years!) and during this time they can’t work for the village at all.

And I’m all like “SEE, Haley! That’s what I’m talking about.”
And she ignores me.

She should pay more attention to the game. Then she’ll understand why she is to have NO CONTACT with any boys until she’s 35.

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