Gina and I are sitting on the couch talking about how I’m not funny anymore

and my blog is all about being pregnant and depressed.  Did I really become unfunny?  Or did my children become less stupidly entertaining?  I don’t think I’m not funny.  I think maybe she just doesn’t find me funny anymore, although I certainly do.

When I’m laying on the couch and she sits down and I tell her that THIS IS THE GASEOUS COUCH and then she complains when that is exactly what happens–that’s funny.

When I’m awake in bed at 4 a.m. and I can’t decide if I’m hungry or horny and my stomach growls so I get up to eat–that’s funny.

And then when I choose to fall asleep on the couch and the cats decide I’m a super-sized heating pad and there’s one laying on my feet, my butt, and next to my head–that’s funny.

When I think I might have been the one to lose Emily’s Ipod one day when I was angry at her and took all her electronics away, but I tend to hide them in good places, and I can’t remember even doing it–that’s funny.

When Haley is taking her A.C.T. in Powell and in the middle of it she texts me this picture:

with this caption:

That thing has balls the size of my head

Well, what can I say?

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